• Tom: well if you are dating someone who has a car-
  • me: cats don't drive cars...
  • Us: lolz

I deleted Facebook from my phone!

Instant life upgrade, highly recommended… Especially for anyone who is not getting married or having a baby.

So my grandparents just celebrated their 60th anniversary

And all of the family was there. All the brothers gave speeches. My grandfather sang an old song about being young at heart and living to 105 and all the men got choked up and the women got weepy.
This is the kind of love I want. It doesn’t matter how handsome or whatever the person I find is- it’s the willingness to create a life together and experience the trials and tribulations…


where the fuck is the bartender

For the caption…

(Source: stepanda)

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I really had a fucking fantastic night last night! Took this great shot at the bean! (One of my favorite places in Chicago).

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Played 11,675 times


And this is the room 
One afternoon I knew I could love you.
And from above you how I sank into your soul,
Into that secret place where no one dares to go,

One week until pitchfork!!!!

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today was a rough day.


I never thought that the silence of being alone

Could be this deafening

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Sitting alone in the park being creepy


Meet Biddy, The Travelling Hedgehog

Those of us who want to travel but do not have the time or the money finally have a solution – we can travel in spirit together with Biddy the hedgehog, a little guy on Instagram whose travel photos are becoming insanely popular.

Toni DeWeese and Tom Unterseher, Biddy’s two loving owners in Oregon, take him on adventures almost every week throughout the Pacific Northwest. He visits mountains, forests, waterfalls, and the occasional donut shop.

Via Bored Panda

If only this could be me and Bon jovi…

(Reblogged from robwiseman)

I’m very excited to meet my next boyfriend…

But is it bad I went home to sit on the deck alone instead of going out with friends after work?

Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant
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This is everything.

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This is why I want a chef…

(Reblogged from brunchandbooks)

Husband hunting

I’ve been making terrible decisions and my life is fantastic!

Best summer ever
I do what I want
All of the hashtags
Sorry I’m not sorry